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تاریخ : پنج‌شنبه 6 تیر‌ماه سال 1392 | 11:51 ق.ظ | نویسنده : مهدی

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find  
North America  . 
MARIA:         
Here it  is.

TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?

CLASS:         Maria.

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
 
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how
I spell it.   


(I  Love this child)
 
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
 
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 
WINNIE:       Me! 

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
 
GLEN:  
        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
 
MILLIE:         I  is. 

TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
 
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    
  
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
                  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand....
   
  
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's.. Did you copy his?
 
CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.   
  
 

(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:     A teacher

 

 

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